i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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