I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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