weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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