Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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