I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
i think i just lost a toe
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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