I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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