so let's talk penis.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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