so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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