i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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