I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
do nipples grow back?
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