dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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