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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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