after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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