don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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