New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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