i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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