Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize