were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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