Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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