i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Randomize
