I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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