I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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