to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
