you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
