in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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