what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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