I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize
