I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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