It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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