My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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