I cockslap morals
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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