I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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