super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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