i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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