Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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