so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
