He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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