That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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