I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
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You. Win. At. Life.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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