I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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