I would go down on you faster than GM stock
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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