I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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