Sry I called you an 8
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Randomize
