But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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