addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
well you can't waste a boner
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
