No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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