Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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