I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
