Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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