I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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