Me. At least after what I've been through.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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