tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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