It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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